her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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