Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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