He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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