You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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