i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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