I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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