You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
