Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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