Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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