Sry I called you an 8
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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