This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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