I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Randomize