I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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