I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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