is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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mondays should just be called national damage control day
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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