Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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