Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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