with your own penis?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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