yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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