He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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