Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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