is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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