I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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