i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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