Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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