Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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