What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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