help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Randomize
