that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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