I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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