Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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