im having a threesome with these popsicles
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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