Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
