no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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