Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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