she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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