New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Oh god it's open bar.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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