hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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