and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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