He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
