I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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