yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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