So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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