Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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