I just gift wrapped bread.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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