we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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