We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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