Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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