new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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