So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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