the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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