Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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