he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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