Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
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gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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