Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Couch. On fire.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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