I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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My vagina just recognized that song.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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