There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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